Once upon a time...


In a land far far away, there lived a king and a queen and their four beautiful children... Unfortunately they were way too boring to write about, so you're all stuck with the Dimmock's instead!

We're a bit of a fractured fairytale.I can't promise to update every day...I'm a bit slack like that (shhh), but I'll do my best to keep it up.

And they all lived happily ever after...well that's the plan at least :oP

Monday, January 5, 2009

Why, God...why???

Did I have so many children? Or really, why did I have the middle two? One would think the age difference between Grayson and Wyatt (just under 7 yrs) would be enough to ensure that they didn't team up to become the holy terrors that they are together.

One would also think that the 10 yr old would be mature enough to stop the 3 yr old when he attempts to put the kitten in the (inflatable) pool.

One would be very wrong.

Not only did she let him put the kitten in the pool...she told him to put the kitten in the pool. She then removed the kittens claws from the inflatable ring that keeps the pool up without saying a word about the 6 (yes... SIX!) holes that were left in it.

An hour later she mentions casually that it appears the pool *might* be going down a bit because *maybe* Jasper put his claws through the plastic. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

So Steff had to come home from work (first day back after 2 weeks holiday *sniff*) to patch the pool before we had yet another flood in our front yard. Don't be fooled when I say inflatable paddle pool that this thing is small - it's 12 feet across and 2 feet deep. That's ALOT of water.

Dumb and Dumber have been separated and sent to opposite ends of the house for the rest of the day, and banned from using the pool until I decide to let them back in. Gaige has run away to Izaak's for the day and will probably never come home, and poor little Saxon is just sitting on the couch eating his pretzels and watching the other 2 get yelled at. He smiles at me so sweetly and all I can think is that in 2 years, it's going to be him getting yelled at for trying to drown the cat...and it makes me kinda sad :o(

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A little about us...ok, mostly me...

Hey there! I'm guessing that most people who drop by to visit us here already know who we are, but just in case...

My name's Nikki. I'm mum to 4 (yeah, 4...can you believe it? No, me either *shudder*) kids, aged from 16 down to 4. My husband, Steff, is originally from the UK - I stole him away from the cold and the damp to live in Central Queensland, where he must endure almost endless sunshine and blue skies. Somehow he manages ;o)

I started this blog as a way to keep family in England up to date with our comings and goings. And it lets me show off how cute the kids are getting!

A little about me...I'm a professional photographer, I'm obsessive about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, love Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse (only book Sookie, not True Blood Sookie. It's an important distinction!), (the 10th) Doctor Who, cupcakes, and Spuffy fanfic (although not necessarily in that order). I'm also an extreme perfectionist with a love of the creative and original, who has a very low tolerance for stupidity. If you ask my husband, he'll tell you I'm a huge snob - I'm really not. I just think I'm better than everyone else :oP (That's a joke, ok? Pretty much).

Oh, and please leave a comment to tell me how fabulous you think I am...it makes me write faster and more often ;o) No really...that part wasn't a joke...

xox