Kicking Jane and Mary's Butt!

A story by Grayson and Sharlee

Once apon a time there lived a girl named Jane. She was a very popular girl too. NOT. She was a backstabbing female dog (bitch) from hell!!! She had no friends except for a dumb ass dog called Mary!!!!

But on the other side of town lived 2 girls called Sharlee and Grayson. Sharlee was very popular and that’s a fact! She was also very sporty and her favourite sports were basketball and soccer!!!

Grayson was not very sporty at all. She sometimes played soccer but not that much. She was best at playing computer games and chicken on the Sony (spy vs. spy). And maths, she could easily do this sum in a few seconds: 33418734 + 442146907564=442180326298 tadar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day Sharlee and Grayson went to teach these dumb ass dogs a lesson. So Sharlee and Grayson hopped into their SUPER V8 FORD!! On their way there they had too much candy and coke so they were drunk on sugar. They hit 4 kangaroos, 3 wheelie bins, 9 mail boxes, 2 teletubbies, 7 teachers, 1 computer, 72 people (not dead, just badly hurt), 10 fax machines, 100 trees, 4883 signs (telling them to slow down), 45 cows, 54 birds (when they did a big jump that was 2837m high), 216 grandmas and 34 school principals!!!!!!!(They passed a lot of schools on the way).

* Some names were changed for legal reasons.
** We in no way condone the ownership of SUPER V8 FORD's.
*** We also don't condone the running down of teletubbies (or people...or fax machines).
**** I'm very impressed with the correct spelling and usage of "there" and "their"!