Once upon a time...


In a land far far away, there lived a king and a queen and their four beautiful children... Unfortunately they were way too boring to write about, so you're all stuck with the Dimmock's instead!

We're a bit of a fractured fairytale.I can't promise to update every day...I'm a bit slack like that (shhh), but I'll do my best to keep it up.

And they all lived happily ever after...well that's the plan at least :oP

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Sometimes...

I wonder exactly how I ended up in this life. I mean, when you're 15 and fantasising about where you'll be in 20 years, I'm pretty sure that very few people suspect that they'll be refereeing arguments about who can do a bigger poo. Oh yes...that's my week.

Saxon: Mummy! Quick! Me did a gimornous poo! It's gimornous!
Me: Oh yay.
Wyatt: (almost bowls me over in the hallway on his way to the toilet) Show me Saxon! Let me see!
Me: NOOOO!! Yuck, we don't look at poo!
Wyatt: Saxon that's not a ginormous poo. I can do WAY bigger poo's than that.
Saxon: WAHHHHHHHH mummy Wyatt say my poo is not gimornous! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Me: (really, what can you say to this??)
Wyatt & Saxon: Continue arguing about poo size all the way to school.

Awesome.

And then we have this little gem...

Wyatt: Mummy, mummy! Look what I did! (proudly points to hole in front lawn and pile of dirt now residing on path)
Me: Wyatt! You can't dig holes in the yard! Now there's dirt all over the concrete too! That's naughty!
Wyatt: Oh.
Silence for 30 seconds...
Wyatt: Saxon did it.

And this morning...

Saxon is toilet trained, but some days he's still a little lazy. He had a small accident in his "underwears" and I'd sat him on the toilet while I washed them out. He was yelling at me from down the hall...

Saxon: Mummy! If you don't let me get off here NOW I'm going wee and poo on your head and you're going to be disgusting!
Me: You're MORE disgusting...you keep pooing in your pants!
Saxon: Well you will be second disgusting then!

Ahhh the joys. Seriously wouldn't have it any other way. Well ok that's a lie...I could live without the pooey underwears.

And now that I've got you all green with envy, because you know you wanna be me :oP ...some cuteness!

Saxon and Lucas. Are very very scary lol


Baby Lucie...she just keeps getting cuter! And also, she thinks I'm funny.


Wyatt and Bebby at the marina...


Princess Lilli...



And look! Nanna and Grandad with ALL 7 of their grandbabies! And Aunty Wendy as well! Gaige looks thrilled to be there...and Saxon has his standard photo face on...but I don't care! Wooohooooo!

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A little about us...ok, mostly me...

Hey there! I'm guessing that most people who drop by to visit us here already know who we are, but just in case...

My name's Nikki. I'm mum to 4 (yeah, 4...can you believe it? No, me either *shudder*) kids, aged from 16 down to 4. My husband, Steff, is originally from the UK - I stole him away from the cold and the damp to live in Central Queensland, where he must endure almost endless sunshine and blue skies. Somehow he manages ;o)

I started this blog as a way to keep family in England up to date with our comings and goings. And it lets me show off how cute the kids are getting!

A little about me...I'm a professional photographer, I'm obsessive about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, love Harry Potter, Sookie Stackhouse (only book Sookie, not True Blood Sookie. It's an important distinction!), (the 10th) Doctor Who, cupcakes, and Spuffy fanfic (although not necessarily in that order). I'm also an extreme perfectionist with a love of the creative and original, who has a very low tolerance for stupidity. If you ask my husband, he'll tell you I'm a huge snob - I'm really not. I just think I'm better than everyone else :oP (That's a joke, ok? Pretty much).

Oh, and please leave a comment to tell me how fabulous you think I am...it makes me write faster and more often ;o) No really...that part wasn't a joke...

xox